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Welcome to the Barry's World stores!

Fun places to shop for wacky, surreal and wholly unique designs on a wide variety of merchandise, including t-shirts, mugs, hats, posters, buttons, magnets, calendars, maternity clothing, clocks, bumper stickers, framed tiles, Sigg water bottles, children's clothing, organic clothing, and so much more!

Wacky Teez
Wacky Teez is the place to go to find wacky, witty and just plain weird messages to befuddle and confound those around you. Includes Legally Funny, Elementary, Certified Humor, SoundFX, The Chalkboard, Diet Hell, Success Alternatives, Mixed-up Metaphors, Beastly Designs, Sesquipedalia, l33tspeak, SoundFX, Funky Fortunes, The Major Leagues, Smileys, Signs of the Time, Got Designs, Evolutionary Designs, Curses, Name Tags and Random Shots.
Brick Wall Sports
If you're passionate about sports, Brick Wall Sports has got something to put a smile on your face -- wacky, surreal and wholly unique sports-related designs available on a wide variety of merchandise such as t-shirts, posters, mugs, caps, magnets, buttons, boxer shorts and a whole lot more.
Quote Central
Here you'll find tons of quotes from (as well as designs inspired by) your favorite movies, television shows, books, songs, etc. Well, technically they're my favorite movies, television shows, books and songs, but hopefully you'll find some stuff you love as well...
I Love Latin
I Love Latin features a wide variety of classic, profound and/or wacky Latin phrases. Whether you know Latin or just want to pretend you do, just remember -- Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur ("Anything Said in Latin Sounds Profound")!
Belly Bursters
Tired of the same old boring maternity shirts? Belly Bursters has maternity t-shirts for women who want to have a slightly more surreal pregnancy experience.
Dogpound Designs
Welcome to the Dog Pound, home of some of the weirdest, wackiest and most unique dog-related designs on this (or any other) planet! Includes got dog?, Canine College, Bling Dawgz, Canine Crossing, Major League Dog and Dog Owner Evolution designs.

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Surreality Designs

Not for the faint of heart or mind, these wacky, surreal and wholly unique items make perfect gifts for that one relative or friend with the weird, dry sense of humor. You know the one I'm talking about. Yeah, him! Or just buy something for yourself. It's OK -- we won't tell....

General Surreality

General Surreality
Suicidal snakes, killer strawberries, gum chewing cows, miniature whales, pirate dogs, musical meerkats, penguin bowling -- it's all just business as usual around here!

Warped Earth

Warped Earth
Sometimes, as an artist, I feel the need to express myself on a slightly larger canvas, and what could be larger than the entire world?

Giant Monsters!

Giant Monsters!
Welcome to Giant Monsters Attack, where the world has taken a surreal twist into something right out of a Japanese monster movie.

Chest Bursters

Chest Bursters
These surreal and totally wacky designs feature a variety of objects bursting out through a hole. Now featuring Belly Bursters maternity shirts!

Egg Critters

Egg Critters
Welcome to Egg Critters! Where else can you find full-grown cats, dogs, horses, cows, bears and even giraffes, all sticking out of little eggshells?

Sports Chicks Designs

Sports Chicks Designs
Whether you're into baseball, basketball, football, soccer, tennis, billiards or bowling, I've got a design just for you. After all, everybody loves cute chicks who are into sports, right?

Baseball Creations

Baseball Creations
For some, baseball is merely an idle amusement, while for others it's an all-consuming obsession. For true fans the sport is never far from mind and a little baseball can be seen everywhere you look.

A Rose By Any Other Name

A Rose By Any Other Name
These unique and surreal designs feature a variety of roses seemingly created out of the American flag, a sheet of music, printed circuits, and much more!

Failed Prototypes

Failed Prototypes
History is full of wonderful inventions, but you don't always get to see the early models that didn't quite make the cut. Well, now you can! At least, this is what I imagine some of them were like...

Porthole Designs

Porthole Designs
What if you had a porthole right in the middle of your chest? Here at Barry's World, a porthole can be a window to your soul and display scenes of great beauty, whimsy and/or just plain strangeness.

Holidaze Designs

Feeling a little holidazed and confused? Well, you've come to the right spot! Help spread a little holiday cheer (not to mention a little confusion of your own) with these tongue-in-cheek designs.

Groundhog Day

Valentine's Day

St. Patrick's Day

Easter

Easter
It's the Easter Egg Bunny!

Mother's Day

Father's Day

Independence Day

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Christmas

It Happened On...

It Happened On...
Celebrate Your Own Personal Holiday!

Kiddie Korner

Here you can find unique gifts for children of all ages, including those who are just young at heart. Be sure to check out the personalized alphabet cereal designs, available only at Barry's World!

General Kiddie Designs

General Kiddie Designs
Here you can find unique gifts for children of all ages, including those who are just young at heart.

The Petting Zoo

The Petting Zoo
Welcome to the Petting Zoo! Here you can find original illustrations of cute animals for children of all ages.

Alphabet Cereal Designs

Alphabet Cereal Designs
Here you can get your special little boy or girl their very own personalized alphabet cereal merchandise.

China Creations

I have always been fascinated by China. Not only have I traveled throughout China, my wife was actually born there. China is a country rich in history and culture that spans thousands of years and, regardless of what your feelings are toward the current government, there's no ignoring the beauty that suffuses the nation. In particular, the traditional chinese style of writing is an art form unto itself, unmatched anywhere else in the world, and in the hands of a master calligrapher a simple word can be turned into a thing of transcendent beauty.

Chinese Calligraphy

Chinese Calligraphy
Chinese calligraphy is an art form unto itself, unmatched anywhere else in the world, and in the hands of a master calligrapher a simple word can be turned into a thing of transcendent beauty.

Chinese Zodiac Designs

Chinese Zodiac Designs
All twelve signs of the Chinese zodiac (Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, Dog and Pig) are represented in these designs.

Chinese Zoo

Chinese Zoo
At the Chinese Zoo you can find a multitude of cute critters, including all 12 members of the Chinese Zodiac. Each animal is accompanied by the traditional Chinese character for that animal.

Miscellaneous

A little bit of this, a little bit of that...

Stained Glass Designs
Stained Glass Designs
Old English letters, framed against a spectacular stained glass background
Bling Bling!
Bling Bling Designs
Designs for people who want to look like a million bucks without actually spending a million bucks
Rebel Wear
Rebel Wear
Tired of people always telling you what to do? Now you can show them what you really think!
NaturePix
NaturePix
Some of my most amazing nature photographs, available as prints, postcards, calendars, etc.
Classic Coin Designs
Classic Coin Designs
Welcome to Classic Coin Designs, featuring my own personal photographs of some of the most beautiful U.S. coins ever minted.
About Time
About Time
The New Collector's Guide to Pocket Watches and other merchandise for watch and clock collectors

About Barry's World

My name is Barry S. Goldberg (although you might know me as "godzillatemple" from various on-line communities such as Worth100, Fark, eBay, and The Straight Dope). I'm a professional writer with a strong interest in photography and graphic design (not to mention an admittedly warped view of the world), and this store represents the tangible manifestation of all the creative ideas I have had over the years. Here you can find many of my best surreal Photoshop creations; my most witty and wacky sayings; my favorite quotes from various movies, books and songs; my original illustrations; etc. -- all for sale on a wide variety of merchandise such as t-shirts, hats, mugs, posters, framed prints, mouse pads, bumper stickers, magnets and buttons. So take a look around and enjoy a peek deep inside my brain. And be sure to bookmark the site and return often, since I'm constantly updating it with new stuff.

If you have any questions or special merchandise requests, please e-mail me at:

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NOTE: I have partnered with Cafepress.com to handle the mundane aspects of my store (taking orders, printing merchandise, shipping, etc.) They are the number one print-on-demand company in the world and have an excellent reputation with regard to customer serivice and quality.

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